you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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