forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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