:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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