I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Boobs are out for the taking
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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