whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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