her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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