u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I think people are normalizing furries
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
