what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
