i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
