where am i from again
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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