She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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