Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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