i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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