they need to just BURY HIM!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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