you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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