Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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