Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
