found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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