So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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