kristin has been a bad kristin
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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