she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
is wine microwaveable?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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