I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
