i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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