Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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