I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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