Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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