it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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