your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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