Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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