Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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