You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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