I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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