Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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