I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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