I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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