He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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