Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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