He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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