i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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