Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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