If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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