Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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