Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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