Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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