Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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