Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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