It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Holy sore nipples Batman
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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