Don't you send me to vm
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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