My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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