i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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