I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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